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do-all-the-thing:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

I have something new to try now

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kiteshi-s:

When u get carried through a dungeon

kiteshi-s:

When u get carried through a dungeon

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Tagged #ME #queue
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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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getyourspoons:

It doesn’t come from sky.

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cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

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I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey. ?

masterofintrigue:

lychgate:

chucknraleigh:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room

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he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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prettydrones:

modern romance

prettydrones:

modern romance

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arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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morrasea:

constantly getting told you’re lazy and that you’re not trying hard enough when you’re trying your hardest is probably one of the most hurtful feelings ever  

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myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

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