I AM A SNIVELING COWARD

In the Christmas and Holiday and Everything else Season and every other time of the year I’m really, really thankful for my friends and the people who are willing to stick by me through the good and the bad.

Please please please please please never forget that I really love you guys and appreciate you and even if we have rocky times or shit gets different or strange or weird or obnoxious that because we’re friends we can hopefully get through it.

And if the day ever comes that we don’t get through it or we grow distant or we part, just know that you’ve all left a lasting impression on me that I hope to cherish from now until I turn to dust because you’re amazing people who deserve the best that life can offer.

R!John’s dead corpse is an excellent host.

headcanon WV learns morse code and then gossips during meetings with people he thinks are boring with vice mayor Serenity.

I wish I knew Morse Code so I could make passive aggressive stabs at people just by tapping my pencil.

If Brobot doesn’t attack from the side I will be more upset than I should be.

I hope at the next debate tournament I get to see the really kawaii person who makes my kokoro go all doki doki so I can stare at them and then they will think I’m really kowai and I’ll go home and cry myself a pool of tears and then drink it when I get thirsty but then get upset because tears are salty.

w0mbats-and-f0als:

I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box  

• Dear person I hate,
• Dear person I like,
• Dear ex bestfriend, 
• Dear bestfriend,
• Dear mom,
• Dear dad,
• Dear Santa,
  
• Dear future me,
• Dear person I’m jealous of
• Dear person I had a crush on.

beesmygod:

everynyan:

whaoanon:

ollies out

im gay

ok

HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED WE’RE GETTING A NEW BATCH OF DERSE AND PROSPIT PROTOTYPINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED.

tom-preston-appeared-and started following you.

chella-ron replied to your post: What if it’s an larger player session with trolls…

8C…8CCC

The thought is terrifying.

What if it’s an larger player session with trolls or whatever and Jane/Bro/Lalonde/Jake are all Prospit dreamers and siblings…………………

If you can’t fuck a geth in ME3 whats the point of even buying it?

exactly.

THAT MOMENT WHERE YOUR ENTIRE SCHOLARSHIP ESSAY TURNS INTO A RANT ABOUT HOW MUCH DICK SCALIA SUCKS ON A DAILY BASIS.

hootlord replied to your post: I just blew my chance for an A in Literature. I’m…

jesus christ, I didn’t even know 5.2 GPA was possible

My school grades out of 5 on your GPA, so a 4.0 basically = 5.0

So a 6.0 is possible on a weighted scale…..

I just blew my chance for an A in Literature.

I’m going to get a B in College Accounting.

I still have a C in Pre Calc and I can’t bring it up.

I think I just blew my chance for highest honors.

I think I just blew my chance for tuition money from my parents because I won’t get a 5.2+ GPA and I won’t get highest honors.

I am not going to get this scholarship.

EDIT: on the bright side, I got a new polo.

I want it to be Valentimes day.

I am the queen of QWOP.

spitfireia:

kind of

no shit.

The past couple of days I’ve litereally been hungry always but as soon as I go to eat I either

1. EAT IT ALL IN 5 SECONDS CUZ IM FAT AND HUNGRY AND FDYUSFUDSFFS DFGUDSF &ER&T RGJSJGT.
2. take one bite and go “everything is gross i am so full fuck everything my stomach exploding”

The political spectrum is NOT a line!  In a diamond diagram, a political ideology is measured on social and fiscal policies.  On a line graph, you cannot do that.

That’s.  That’s really all I have to say on the matter.

Apparently you can’t be a feminist if you wear make-up who KNEW?!

im sorry.

pyreo:

askbenny:

Not at all, honey baby. 

Jesus DICK this is the cutest, the CUTEST thing i have EVER HAD ON MY BLOG

I could not possibly have guessed the cuteness this would result in

fucking crayons hbblblblblblblbbbbbbbb

those awful nights were you pass out on the couch and wake up at 5am and don’t feel tired at all.

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