January 2012
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Lan party.
imalarsonist: these people are cool. Except the one that has her desktop background to John Roberts… fuck you greg
Jan 1st
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my year in review
(this is my mom’s computer)
Jan 1st
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The Empress is in charge of derse and she killed the black queen? What’s happening………..
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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imalarsonist replied to your post: get the fuck over here =] well we do have a lot of chips lol i guess cake would be appreciated I’ll see if I can snag some before I get there.
Dec 31st
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imalarsonist asked: get the fuck over here =]
Dec 31st
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derples: hey troll fans we got canon genetals before you guys did HEH CARAPACE FANS: 1 TROLL FANS: 20
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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tessen replied to your post: Did we just get word of god on carapace reproduction? What? Where is this? exhumation replied to your post: Did we just get word of god on carapace reproduction? wait where? http://derples.tumblr.com/post/15077840067/highlight-of-my-blog
Dec 31st
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happyduckanon replied to your post: penkoon replied to your post: Did we just get word… now i’m just picturing everyone crawling all over hearts boxcars. “DAMNIT SLICK I TOLD YOU NO.” What a great mental image. Spades Slick shoving his hypodermic needle dick into people to stab them. Alright this blog just passed from “fucking weird” into “really fucking weird”...
Dec 31st
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penkoon replied to your post: Did we just get word of god on carapace reproduction? wait what http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bed_bug#Reproduction My headcanon carapace reproduction just got nullified you don’t understand how upset I am.
Dec 31st
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derples replied to your post: Did we just get word of god on carapace reproduction? yes we did get word of god that they have internal reproductive organs Dammit. I can no longer make jokes about AR never shoving his needle into PM’s stomach during traumatic insemination. oh who am I kidding I’ll still make those jokes.
Dec 31st
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Did we just get word of god on carapace...
did we really? beacuse I don’t want to live in a world where carapaces don’t reproduce by men shoving hypodermic dicks into the female’s abdomen.
Dec 31st
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hoshaway: silly australians it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Oh shit when did it become 6am. My sleeping schedule is so fucked ahahahah I have school in 3 days……. Oh well time for sleep I guess.
Dec 31st
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Just stole the book “Cats of Skyrim” off of a shelf and got bounty added onto me. Worth it.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“and then Jack plunged his sword into the other Jack’s chest, thrusting it in and...”
– coz (via everynyan)
Dec 31st
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whaoanon replied to your post: whaoanon replied to your post: Just put down my… fwiffo i think you’re hella kawaii.. awwwww j-jeez thanks
Dec 31st
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whaoanon replied to your post: Just put down my deposit for IU! who is the guy you even keep using as reaction images I usually use Chief Justice John Roberts for most of my reaction images.  He’s the chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court and his face is really square and he makes awesome expressions.  He’s that guy The dude I just used was Mark Kirk a Republican...
Dec 31st
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Just put down my deposit for IU!
Dec 31st
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Listenshiteyanyo: i’m back y’all and im black y’all
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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homestuck
this is fucking awesome.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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grumpyguns replied to your post: grumpyguns replied to your photo: Hey juan. juan…. I’VE SEEN JOHN X WV NOW WE HAVE DAVE X AR WHERE IS JADE X PM is there really a john x wv sloppy make out gif if there is I haven’t seen it. maybe someone out there somewhere could do jade x pm and give it the justice it deserves.
Dec 31st
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grumpyguns replied to your photo: Hey juan. juan. how’s it going juan? why
Dec 31st
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abscondedgamer replied to your photo: Hey juan. juan. how’s it going juan? fuck.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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My sister just told me to reevaluate my life because “no normal person spends an entire day sleeping” and she’s weirded out that I’m going to be spending tomorrow at a LAN party instead of getting drunk. fuck u sister i do what i want.
Dec 31st
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jon.
Dec 31st
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I literally just walked down the stairs with my blanket over my back because I was too lazy to grab a robe and flopped on the couch for a second and my dad called me Marceline the vampire and told me to get up and stop being lazy. My dad can be pretty cool.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I'm keeping Missing E.
Dec 31st
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So my dad is belting Frank Sinatra songs downstairs while he burns popcorn in the microwave on purpose. He just started laughing maniacally at his bag of popcorn. perfectly normal day in my house.
Dec 31st
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Ok now it’s really time for bed.
Dec 30th
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happyduckanon replied to your post: grumpyguns replied to your post: grumpyguns… provide citizens of can town with a proper militia he already did that. look his list is like lose pants provide citizens of can town with a proper militia Win over that fine carapace in grey
Dec 30th
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grumpyguns replied to your post: grumpyguns replied to your post: I personally… SHHHHHHH i will carry out his last wishes AR’s last wishes: Win over that fine carapace in grey.      
Dec 30th
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grumpyguns replied to your post: I personally subscribe to the theory that the… sadly i am inclined to agree and i truly do hope hussie proves me wrong because it would make me so happy to see ar again even if he’s just in a stupid dumb bubble yeah I’d be really happy too but I just don’t see them getting dream bubbles + no change for aradia’s revival plan = dead and...
Dec 30th
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I personally subscribe to the theory that the exiles/carapaces don’t have any access to the dreambubbles at all or an afterlife of any kind, so when they’re dead they’re gone for good. I mean let’s be honest here Feferi wouldn’t talk the horrorterrors into blowing bubbles for thousands of NPCs + her friends were her main priority + she just isn’t like that +...
Dec 30th
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grumpyguns replied to your post: grumpyguns replied to your post: I probably won’t… i just care about you uvu john robert is properly etched into the fibres of my brain by this point, imagining him is not an issue at all awww this is a good reply at 4:30 this is a good feel good feels all around here’s a special image for you
Dec 30th
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Favorite song comes up on shuffle. Can’t sleep until it’s over……………………
Dec 30th
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grumpyguns replied to your post: I probably won’t ever be famous or even well… you’re great to me ;w; you are very kind. too tired to … find a proper john robert face so imagine one and he’s smiling and etc.
Dec 30th
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I probably won’t ever be famous or even well liked…  I may not even really learn to like myself.  A lot of the times I’m really okay with that. But some nights, like tonight, I sort of just wonder what it would be like to be really, really great at something.  I’m probably one of the most mediocre people you’re ever going to meet in terms of skill or ability (and...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dear john roberts if you ever see my blog I’m sorry thanks me.
Dec 30th
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abscondedgamer replied to your photo: This is for juan. Dammit. hootlord replied to your photo: This is for juan. the question is, is dave ready for bedbugs
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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