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January 2012

Lan party.

imalarsonist:

these people are cool.

Except the one that has her desktop background to John Roberts…

fuck you greg

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Dec 31, 2011
#reply
my year in review

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Dec 31, 2011
#life

The Empress is in charge of derse and she killed the black queen?

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What’s happening………..

Dec 31, 20113 notes
#homestuck

December 2011

Dec 31, 20115 notes
#happy new years #ignore this shit #time to get ready to go out

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imalarsonist replied to your post: get the fuck over here =]

well we do have a lot of chips lol i guess cake would be appreciated

I’ll see if I can snag some before I get there.

Dec 31, 20111 note
#reply #imalarsonist
get the fuck over here =]

I’ll be there at like 7 I informed Fred of this I need time to prep my face + get shit ready + other shit

I have chips should I bring like cake or something? Idk.

Dec 31, 20111 note

derples:

hey troll fans we got canon genetals before you guys did HEH

CARAPACE FANS: 1

TROLL FANS: 20

Dec 31, 201132 notes
#life #tav #homestuck
Dec 31, 201137 notes
#gif #homestuck gif #jane crocker #jack noir #art

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tessen replied to your post: Did we just get word of god on carapace reproduction?

What? Where is this?

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exhumation replied to your post: Did we just get word of god on carapace reproduction?

wait where?

http://derples.tumblr.com/post/15077840067/highlight-of-my-blog

Dec 31, 20119 notes
#reply #tessen #exhumation

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happyduckanon replied to your post: penkoon replied to your post: Did we just get word…

now i’m just picturing everyone crawling all over hearts boxcars. “DAMNIT SLICK I TOLD YOU NO.”

What a great mental image.

Spades Slick shoving his hypodermic needle dick into people to stab them.

Alright this blog just passed from “fucking weird” into “really fucking weird” territory.

Dec 31, 2011
#reply #happyduckanon

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penkoon replied to your post: Did we just get word of god on carapace reproduction?

wait what

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bed_bug#Reproduction

My headcanon carapace reproduction just got nullified you don’t understand how upset I am.

Dec 31, 20113 notes
#reply #penkoon #not really upset

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derples replied to your post: Did we just get word of god on carapace reproduction?

yes we did get word of god that they have internal reproductive organs

Dammit.

I can no longer make jokes about AR never shoving his needle into PM’s stomach during traumatic insemination.

oh who am I kidding I’ll still make those jokes.

Dec 31, 2011
#reply #derples
Did we just get word of god on carapace reproduction?

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did we really?

beacuse

I don’t want to live in a world where carapaces don’t reproduce by men shoving hypodermic dicks into the female’s abdomen.

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Dec 31, 201110 notes
#homestuck #bedbugs

hoshaway:

silly australians

it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA

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Dec 31, 20119,607 notes
#tav
Dec 31, 201123 notes
#good yes good #homestuck #mass effect

Oh shit when did it become 6am.

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My sleeping schedule is so fucked ahahahah I have school in 3 days…….

Oh well time for sleep I guess.

Dec 31, 2011
#life #ignore this shit

Just stole the book “Cats of Skyrim” off of a shelf and got bounty added onto me.

Worth it.

Dec 31, 20119 notes
#skyrim #life
Play
Dec 31, 2011
#homestuck #jack noir
“and then Jack plunged his sword into the other Jack’s chest, thrusting it in and out and in and out over and over again, until they were both dripping” —coz (via everynyan)
Dec 31, 201116 notes
#W E L P

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whaoanon replied to your post: whaoanon replied to your post: Just put down my…

fwiffo i think you’re hella kawaii..

awwwww j-jeez thanks

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Dec 31, 2011
#reply #whaoanon

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whaoanon replied to your post: Just put down my deposit for IU!

who is the guy you even keep using as reaction images

I usually use Chief Justice John Roberts for most of my reaction images.  He’s the chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court and his face is really square and he makes awesome expressions. 

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He’s that guy

The dude I just used was Mark Kirk a Republican Senator from Illinois.  He has a lot of great images of him gettin’ down drinkin’ beer and partying and being joyous.

(I sometimes wonder if people are offended/confused/irrationally angry that I use more conservatives in terms of my reaction images?????  I … I just think that they have funny faces and they work really well for reaction images that’s really why I use them it has nothing to do with their policies or anything ….)

Dec 31, 2011
#reply #whaoanon

Just put down my deposit for IU!

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Dec 31, 20116 notes
#college
Listen

shiteyanyo:

i’m back y’all and im black y’all

Dec 31, 2011
#homestuck
Dec 31, 201136 notes
#jade harley #peregrine mendicant #art #gif #homestuck gif
homestuck

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this is fucking awesome.

Dec 31, 20119 notes
#homestuck #unpopular opinions
Dec 31, 20119 notes
#juan #ignore this shit

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grumpyguns replied to your post: grumpyguns replied to your photo: Hey juan. juan….

I’VE SEEN JOHN X WV NOW WE HAVE DAVE X AR WHERE IS JADE X PM

is there really a john x wv sloppy make out gif if there is I haven’t seen it.

maybe someone out there somewhere could do jade x pm and give it the justice it deserves.

Dec 31, 2011
#reply #grumpyguns

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grumpyguns replied to your photo: Hey juan. juan. how’s it going juan?

why

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Dec 31, 20111 note
#reply #grumpyguns

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abscondedgamer replied to your photo: Hey juan. juan. how’s it going juan?

fuck.

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Dec 31, 20111 note
#reply #abscondedgamer
Dec 31, 201116 notes
#homestuck #gif #homestuck gif #dave strider #juan #aimless renegade #art
Play
Dec 31, 201111 notes
#life #ao oni

My sister just told me to reevaluate my life because “no normal person spends an entire day sleeping” and she’s weirded out that I’m going to be spending tomorrow at a LAN party instead of getting drunk.

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fuck u sister i do what i want.

Dec 30, 20115 notes
#life #ignore this shit
jon.

Dec 30, 20113 notes
#jon #ignore this shit

I literally just walked down the stairs with my blanket over my back because I was too lazy to grab a robe and flopped on the couch for a second and my dad called me Marceline the vampire and told me to get up and stop being lazy.

My dad can be pretty cool.

Dec 30, 2011
#life #ignore this shit
Play
Dec 30, 20111 note
#music #It's pitchfork approved I promise.
I'm keeping Missing E.

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Dec 30, 2011
#life #ignore this shit

So my dad is belting Frank Sinatra songs downstairs while he burns popcorn in the microwave on purpose.

He just started laughing maniacally at his bag of popcorn.

perfectly normal day in my house.

Dec 30, 20117 notes
#life #ignore this shit

Ok now it’s really time for bed.

Dec 30, 2011
#life #ignore this shit

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happyduckanon replied to your post: grumpyguns replied to your post: grumpyguns…

provide citizens of can town with a proper militia

he already did that.

look his list is like

  • lose pants
  • provide citizens of can town with a proper militia
  • Win over that fine carapace in grey
Dec 30, 2011
#reply #happyduckanon

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grumpyguns replied to your post: grumpyguns replied to your post: I personally…

SHHHHHHH i will carry out his last wishes

AR’s last wishes:

  • Win over that fine carapace in grey.
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Dec 30, 2011
#reply #grumpyguns

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grumpyguns replied to your post: I personally subscribe to the theory that the…

sadly i am inclined to agree and i truly do hope hussie proves me wrong because it would make me so happy to see ar again even if he’s just in a stupid dumb bubble

yeah I’d be really happy too but

I just don’t see them getting dream bubbles + no change for aradia’s revival plan = dead and out.

AR died as he lived: afraid and a virgin.

Dec 30, 2011
#reply #grumpyguns

I personally subscribe to the theory that the exiles/carapaces don’t have any access to the dreambubbles at all or an afterlife of any kind, so when they’re dead they’re gone for good.

I mean let’s be honest here Feferi wouldn’t talk the horrorterrors into blowing bubbles for thousands of NPCs + her friends were her main priority + she just isn’t like that + what’s the point they’re all just clones sort of mentality.

And I know Vriska was able to access WV’s dream but I always just assumed that was because she was god tier and could now manipulate the game and by association the NPCs connected to the game much better than anyone else.

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I’m sure this is an unpopular opinion and I’d love to be proven wrong because it’d make me really happy but….

Dec 30, 20114 notes
#homestuck

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grumpyguns replied to your post: grumpyguns replied to your post: I probably won’t…

i just care about you uvu john robert is properly etched into the fibres of my brain by this point, imagining him is not an issue at all

awww this is a good reply at 4:30 this is a good feel good feels all around here’s a special image for you

Dec 30, 20111 note
#reply #grumpyguns

Favorite song comes up on shuffle.

Can’t sleep until it’s over……………………

Dec 30, 20114 notes
#life #ignore this shit

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grumpyguns replied to your post: I probably won’t ever be famous or even well…

you’re great to me ;w;

you are very kind.

too tired to … find a proper john robert face so imagine one and he’s smiling and etc.

Dec 30, 20112 notes
#reply #grumpyguns

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Dec 30, 20111 note
#life #stream of consciousness #ignore this shit
Dec 30, 201123 notes
#homestuck #john roberts

Dear john roberts if you ever see my blog I’m sorry

thanks

me.

Dec 30, 20112 notes
#life

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abscondedgamer replied to your photo: This is for juan.

Dammit.

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hootlord replied to your photo: This is for juan.

the question is, is dave ready for bedbugs

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Dec 30, 20112 notes
#reply #abscondedgamer #hootlord
Dec 30, 2011361 notes
#mass effect #jack
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