January 2012
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Lan party.
imalarsonist:
these people are cool.
Except the one that has her desktop background to John Roberts…
fuck you greg
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my year in review
(this is my mom’s computer)
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The Empress is in charge of derse and she killed the black queen?
What’s happening………..
December 2011
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imalarsonist replied to your post: get the fuck over here =]
well we do have a lot of chips lol i guess cake would be appreciated
I’ll see if I can snag some before I get there.
imalarsonist asked: get the fuck over here =]
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derples:
hey troll fans we got canon genetals before you guys did HEH
CARAPACE FANS: 1
TROLL FANS: 20
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tessen replied to your post: Did we just get word of god on carapace reproduction?
What? Where is this?
exhumation replied to your post: Did we just get word of god on carapace reproduction?
wait where?
http://derples.tumblr.com/post/15077840067/highlight-of-my-blog
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happyduckanon replied to your post: penkoon replied to your post: Did we just get word…
now i’m just picturing everyone crawling all over hearts boxcars. “DAMNIT SLICK I TOLD YOU NO.”
What a great mental image.
Spades Slick shoving his hypodermic needle dick into people to stab them.
Alright this blog just passed from “fucking weird” into “really fucking weird”...
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penkoon replied to your post: Did we just get word of god on carapace reproduction?
wait what
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bed_bug#Reproduction
My headcanon carapace reproduction just got nullified you don’t understand how upset I am.
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derples replied to your post: Did we just get word of god on carapace reproduction?
yes we did get word of god that they have internal reproductive organs
Dammit.
I can no longer make jokes about AR never shoving his needle into PM’s stomach during traumatic insemination.
oh who am I kidding I’ll still make those jokes.
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Did we just get word of god on carapace...
did we really?
beacuse
I don’t want to live in a world where carapaces don’t reproduce by men shoving hypodermic dicks into the female’s abdomen.
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hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
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Oh shit when did it become 6am.
My sleeping schedule is so fucked ahahahah I have school in 3 days…….
Oh well time for sleep I guess.
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Just stole the book “Cats of Skyrim” off of a shelf and got bounty added onto me.
Worth it.
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and then Jack plunged his sword into the other Jack’s chest, thrusting it in and...
– coz (via everynyan)
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whaoanon replied to your post: whaoanon replied to your post: Just put down my…
fwiffo i think you’re hella kawaii..
awwwww j-jeez thanks
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whaoanon replied to your post: Just put down my deposit for IU!
who is the guy you even keep using as reaction images
I usually use Chief Justice John Roberts for most of my reaction images. He’s the chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court and his face is really square and he makes awesome expressions.
He’s that guy
The dude I just used was Mark Kirk a Republican...
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Just put down my deposit for IU!
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homestuck
this is fucking awesome.
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grumpyguns replied to your post: grumpyguns replied to your photo: Hey juan. juan….
I’VE SEEN JOHN X WV NOW WE HAVE DAVE X AR WHERE IS JADE X PM
is there really a john x wv sloppy make out gif if there is I haven’t seen it.
maybe someone out there somewhere could do jade x pm and give it the justice it deserves.
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grumpyguns replied to your photo: Hey juan. juan. how’s it going juan?
why
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abscondedgamer replied to your photo: Hey juan. juan. how’s it going juan?
fuck.
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My sister just told me to reevaluate my life because “no normal person spends an entire day sleeping” and she’s weirded out that I’m going to be spending tomorrow at a LAN party instead of getting drunk.
fuck u sister i do what i want.
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jon.
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I literally just walked down the stairs with my blanket over my back because I was too lazy to grab a robe and flopped on the couch for a second and my dad called me Marceline the vampire and told me to get up and stop being lazy.
My dad can be pretty cool.
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I'm keeping Missing E.
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So my dad is belting Frank Sinatra songs downstairs while he burns popcorn in the microwave on purpose.
He just started laughing maniacally at his bag of popcorn.
perfectly normal day in my house.
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Ok now it’s really time for bed.
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happyduckanon replied to your post: grumpyguns replied to your post: grumpyguns…
provide citizens of can town with a proper militia
he already did that.
look his list is like
lose pants
provide citizens of can town with a proper militia
Win over that fine carapace in grey
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grumpyguns replied to your post: grumpyguns replied to your post: I personally…
SHHHHHHH i will carry out his last wishes
AR’s last wishes:
Win over that fine carapace in grey.
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grumpyguns replied to your post: I personally subscribe to the theory that the…
sadly i am inclined to agree and i truly do hope hussie proves me wrong because it would make me so happy to see ar again even if he’s just in a stupid dumb bubble
yeah I’d be really happy too but
I just don’t see them getting dream bubbles + no change for aradia’s revival plan = dead and...
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I personally subscribe to the theory that the exiles/carapaces don’t have any access to the dreambubbles at all or an afterlife of any kind, so when they’re dead they’re gone for good.
I mean let’s be honest here Feferi wouldn’t talk the horrorterrors into blowing bubbles for thousands of NPCs + her friends were her main priority + she just isn’t like that +...
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grumpyguns replied to your post: grumpyguns replied to your post: I probably won’t…
i just care about you uvu john robert is properly etched into the fibres of my brain by this point, imagining him is not an issue at all
awww this is a good reply at 4:30 this is a good feel good feels all around here’s a special image for you
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Favorite song comes up on shuffle.
Can’t sleep until it’s over……………………
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grumpyguns replied to your post: I probably won’t ever be famous or even well…
you’re great to me ;w;
you are very kind.
too tired to … find a proper john robert face so imagine one and he’s smiling and etc.
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I probably won’t ever be famous or even well liked… I may not even really learn to like myself. A lot of the times I’m really okay with that.
But some nights, like tonight, I sort of just wonder what it would be like to be really, really great at something. I’m probably one of the most mediocre people you’re ever going to meet in terms of skill or ability (and...
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Dear john roberts if you ever see my blog I’m sorry
thanks
me.
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abscondedgamer replied to your photo: This is for juan.
Dammit.
hootlord replied to your photo: This is for juan.
the question is, is dave ready for bedbugs
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