July 2011
June 2011




:33 < *The pouncellor warns the weary travelers of tumblr “Explicit! Problem Sleuth x Spades Slick!” then proceeds to take a nap, as days of work have made her quite sl33py*
Okay, wow, never doing that again.
I am obligated to reblog this because my friend made it for another friend who hates this ship.
USA please get your shit together and pass a constitutional amendment allowing gay marriage already.

It’s never a good sign.
I am obligated to post this atrocity on my toomblr
For science.


pleg answered your question: How old do you think I am?23
4

I feel so old and young at the same time.
Bill Brady is pleased.
I’m just wondering.
If you know… that doesn’t count.
This is worth your time. See how you do and send it on….
This test is not an easy one. The website reports that college educators average about 55%. The average citizen averages about 49%.
I got 20 out of 33 right
You answered 19 out of 33 correctly — 57.58 %
Holy shit! 8D
You answered 12 out of 33 correctly — 36.36 %
hahaha, that test was ridiculous.
You answered 21 out of 33 correctly — 63.64 %
Not too bad, better than I expected I mean XD
You answered 27 out of 33 correctly — 81.82 %
Hehehehehe
You answered 28 out of 33 correctly — 84.85 %
AW YEAH HIGH SCORE
You answered 24 out of 33 correctly — 72.73 %
Man, I thought I’d do a lot worse.
You answered 24 out of 33 correctly — 72.73 %
You answered 20 out of 33 correctly — 60.61 %
You answered 21 out of 33 correctly — 63.64 %
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Everything I got wrong was history questions involving specific addresses FUUUUCCK.
Government systems?
Motherfucker I got this. B|
- Me: Doc Scratch is going to get Slick to shoot him and then teleport that bullet to Snowman
- Simon: Or ... they all live
- Simon: And Doc Scratch becomes a cat
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I am falling over all these yays
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bq death > nepeta death b/c she had a whole flash dedicated to it!
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I guess you could say I’m
Hwomestuckrwunnah
11:25 PM - Fwiffo: fuck
11:25 PM - Fwiffo: livejournal
11:25 PM - Fwiffo: Content Encoding Error
11:25 PM - EggplantHero: wassat mean
11:25 PM - Fwiffo: IDK!! D:
11:25 PM - Fwiffo: it’s an error I’m getting
11:25 PM - EggplantHero: oh well
11:26 PM - EggplantHero: idk if that means lj is gone for good then nothing new will happen
11:31 PM - Fwiffo: >:U
11:31 PM - Fwiffo: gtfo
11:31 PM - Fwiffo: I RP on lj
11:31 PM - EggplantHero: you
11:31 PM - EggplantHero: rp
11:31 PM - EggplantHero: well why don’t you just
11:31 PM - EggplantHero: larp
11:31 PM - EggplantHero: while you are at it
11:31 PM - Fwiffo: No that’s fucking lame
11:31 PM - Fwiffo: RPing is socially acceptable
11:31 PM - Fwiffo: Because I do it in secret
11:32 PM - Fwiffo: LARPing means announcing my oddness to the world
11:32 PM - EggplantHero: oh so RP
11:32 PM - EggplantHero: is kinda like masturbation
11:32 PM - Fwiffo: yeah pretty much
11:32 PM - Fwiffo: but it’s like
11:32 PM - Fwiffo: mutual masturbation
11:32 PM - Fwiffo: with a lot of people you know?
11:32 PM - Fwiffo: but it doesn’t leave the room
11:32 PM - EggplantHero: that’s still gross
11:32 PM - Fwiffo: yeah I guess
Hey Livejournal could you stop fucking up every time I try to use you? Some of us still RP on there. I am tired of your Content Encoding Error bullshit.
The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because it uses an invalid or unsupported form of compression MY ASS.
Thanks.
add infinity
:( feels bad
I just want to lay in the middle of a busy road at 3 in the morning with you and look at the stars.
Love,
Me
This sounds really dangerous I advise against it.
I am crying tears of joy because there’s another person who knows about/cares about Star Control
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SUMMER JOB
AT A BAKERY
FUCK YES SUMMER BAKERY JOB.
Who are you sexuality anon.
Who are you?
so uh I’m just going to assume you’re talking about the carapace I just posted? idgaf if you aren’t im saying my ANSWER LIKE THAT ANYWAYS.
And uh it’s my personal headcanon that in pursuing a relationship with someone carapaces care more about whether someone is a Prospitian/Dersite than their gender. In all honesty gender probably means shit to them since they were all produced in cloning vats and their reproduction was all artificial back on their respective homelands, so if they do have any sort of reproductive organs it’s not like they could use them to reproduce, so if they fucked it wouldn’t matter who they fucked do you get my drift Mr. Anon?
So like I guess I consider carapaces to be pansexual and racist ???
But.
That’s just my headcanon.
Oh wow this most-likely-a-troll anonymous lead to me reciting some of my headcanon whoops.
[11:30:27 PM] Saria: his personality is like my sister’s
[11:30:28 PM] Saria: B|
[11:30:53 PM] blackoutVestibule: ohhh
[11:30:58 PM] blackoutVestibule: I am somewhat less happy with him.
LATER
[11:36:11 PM] Saria: but my sister doesn’t wear suspenders
[11:36:18 PM] Saria: and I don’t think she’d want to learn how to put a light together
What if I had a fan carapace and I was drawing art of them right now.
I’m just like
I’m waiting for mine to shit out a rock.
It’s been two years since he ate that rock.