I AM A SNIVELING COWARD

if santorum becomes president

you all know who to blame.

No.

rude!!!!!! :’(

No.

WRITE THIS PAPER FOR ME OR SANTORUM BECOMES PRESIDENT

YEAH THAT’S RIGHT TUMBLR I’M THE POLITICAL PUPPETER.

YOU BETTER WRITE THIS PAPER FOR ME OR TRUST ME 4 YRS OF SANTORUM ALL OVER AMERICA.

I was writing this paper and I thought to myself “wow I’d rather have santorum be president than have to write this paper”.

then i realized what i had thought.

FWIFFO.TUMBLR.COM ILLUSTRATES HOW NOT TO WRITE A PAPER

I literally have no idea what I just typed.

also savor #paper liveblogging if you don’t want to see me taking small breaks between my paper!!!!!!

injests 400 callories worth of caffiene.

that shold fucking do it.

barzul:

fwiffo:

i can’t focus on this fucking paper at all.

I just

don’t fucking care anymore.

gpoy

i have a kindasorta structure and i have my name on the page

that’s how far i’ve gotten

it’s okay

i have mountain dew

fuck it

It’s time to break out the big guns

How I’m structuring this essay:

1. INTRO SPEWED FROM MY ASS
2. MY FIRST FUCKING POINT THAT SHOWS WHY THE FUCK THESE POEMS SHOWCASE GOD IN COMPARISON TO THE SHIT CESSPOOL THAT IS MY ANUS AKA: EARTH OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT HAS A FUCKING ABBA PATTERN 1-1.5 PAGES
3. MY SECOND FUCKING POINT THAT SHOWS WHY THE FUCK THESE POEMS SHOWCASE GOD AS THE ONLY WAY TO ESCAPE THIS FUCKING CESSPOOL YOU GOD DAMN ASSWIPES THROUGH HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN SAY TITFUCK A CONJUNCTION IN A LINE. 1-1.5 PAGE
4. MY CONCLUSION THAT I VOMITED FROM MY MOUTH TO RECOVER THE ASS THAT I PREVIOUSLY SPEWED

fwiffo: Business major problems; jon: Screenwriting major problems

I swear to god if I ever have to write anything related to poetry in any sort of business class I’ll be so angry.

god FUCK I hate accounting and such but that’s all just ####### but I fucking love economics and public policy and analysis of public policy and sort of marketing too and ETC that sort of shit so ???????

Wow I wonder how much people are going to hate me when they find out I’m going to major in business and may spend the rest of my life helping businesses cheat out of taxes.

when the hell am i going to need to analyze poetry and state how the fucking order of the words/one specific word/rhythm/rhyme/repetition contributes to an overarching theme over other poems the poet wrote.

never

that’s when.

i can’t focus on this fucking paper at all.

I just

don’t fucking care anymore.

WELP

you can’t have your pirated game and eat it too!!!!!!!!!!!! >:U

pffft haha i saw this coming from light years away

Leaked but not cracked so all pirates will have to wait.

KNOWING IT LEAKED AND NOT KNOWING IF THE GETH BABIES ARE GONNA BE OK IS MAKING ME NERVOUS OK.

there’s going to be a documentary about Ulillillia

Would you rather be an accountant or a Nascar driver?

riningear:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.

i don’t understand what this means am i stupid as hell or something ???????????????????????????

i cant do it i tried im very disappointed in myself

same. :’(

close???????????

IT’S NOT FAIR……. life isn’t fair. :’(

I can do that…

ASDFGHJKL;KJHGFDSASDFGHJKL;LKJHGFDS IT’S NOT FAIR I WANNA BE ABLE TO MAKE THAT FACE.

whaoanon:

i dont know shit about watchmen except there’s a dude that’s blue and doesn’t wear clothes

if you try to imitate john robert’s facial expressions you will hurt your face.

abscondedgamer replied to your post: this is the best day of my life because I have 3…

Yay, Sarah! Good job! Wooo! I’m stuck at home! Being sick! Yeah! That’s awesome, though! c:

as you sit at home

I weep for you

this is the best day of my life

because I have 3 free periods today and the rest of the periods I’m talking to classes about how I got a 5 on my AP Language test.

Plus I got my lunch paid for.

best fucking day.

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someone should get rick santorum to read moon over june