May 2012
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??: LEGION DIAPER FETISH
TT: Excuse me?
??: YOU HATE ME
??: BECAUSE I AM SWAGGER THAN YOU
??: SWAG ON MY DEECK
TT: I do. How ever did you catch me.
??: DIIIIIIIIIIIICKS
??: DICKS INSIDE YOUR SOUL
??: SWAG SWAG
??: YOLO ROSE
TT: Souls are intangible.
??: YOLO
TT: How can I possess a dick inside it?
??: IT'S A METAPHOR
TT: And thanks, I seem to have lived more than once.
??: INSIDE A PARABOLA
TT: Unless YOLO is a metaphor.
??: IN AN ANALOGY
??: IN A PARABLE
??: YO
TT: For the futility of being trapped inside the mundane.
??: FUCKING
??: LO
TT: Escaping is the only true way of being free.
??: EVER HAD A STRONG BOOTY ON YOUR FACE
TT: You only live the one time is a message to not be confined by socital norms. I understand now.
TT: And yes.
TT: I have.
??: WAS IT EVERYTHING YOU HEARD IT WOULD BE
??: WAS IT LIKE BREAKFAST
??: AND WAS IT KANAYA
??: YOU SICKO
??: SHE'S TOO YOUNG
??: TO FRUCK
??: FRUCK
??: FRUCK
??: FRUCK
??: FRUCK
TT: It was not Kanaya.
TT: Thank you.
TT: It was your mother.
??: HEY
??: YOLO
TT: Yes, I know.
??: YOU ONLY LIKEFUCKINGYOURMOTHER ONCE
??: SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK
TT: No, I liked it more than once.
TT: She's quite easy.
??: NOT AS EASY AS PEANOCLE
tentacleTherapist [TT] disconnected.
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thespiandeacon replied to your photoset: Abby and I literally reach the lowest points in…
wow i want this
I have no idea where Leah bought the cards from but I am extremely thankful for them.
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thinking of changing my blog title to “John Roberts and Snoopy Appreciation Blog 2012” but idk
I’ve had “I AM A SNIVELING COWARD” for literally since I have arrived to tumblr.
it feels rude to change it.
ok time to sleep wish me luck on my final and pasteup and paper and my existence goodnight tumblr have a good sleep be careful and stay safe.
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I wish I understood Chinese so I could send the owner of Snoopy a note and tell them how inspiring their cat is to me.
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Whenever I feel really down and out I just look at pictures of Snoopy to remind myself that the world is actually really fantastic in certain little ways.
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After the Senior Issue comes out for the paper I’ll put a copy of my column on tumblr because it’s basically just two giant middle fingers to the entire school minus teachers because i actually have a lot of respect for teachers because i have no idea how the hell they do it.
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hootlord replied to your post: I don’t want to take my accounting final tomorrow …
Saria feel free to text me if being a butt in texts helps i am thr 4 u
thank you! your offer is appreciated and kawaii. ◡‿◡✿
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milesjai:
andrewbreitel:
wtf did i just watch
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grumpyguns replied to your post: grumpyguns replied to your photo: studying?…
no of course not i just think a supreme roll would be much more appropriate
APPROPRIATE SMORPRIATE.
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grumpyguns replied to your photo: studying? ahahAHAHAHAH you’re funny.
what if it was a supreme roll instead
are you calling john roberts old
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prepare yourselves.