Did this instead of doing Homework. I hope it amuses someone.
DYSENTERY. IT’S ALWAYS DYSENTERY.
W00t I made it to oregon! …. now what?
Snake Bite. Which is sad…because I like snakes…
Tipped Over Wagon
SNAKE BITE HOW THE HELL.
SHOT SELF HUNTING I AM A RETARD
Yellow Fever ; ;
survived the trail fuck yes
Made it to Oregon. Fuck yeah.
I drowned. :l
GUYS I MADE IT.
aw frost bite boo
Cholera, but oh wait! I’m already here.
No Food No Water No Morale. all in one. Fuck, what the hell was I doing, going out in the first place?
dammit, i drowned
I didn’t know what “dysentery” meant but FFFFFFUUUUU THAT’S A TERRIBLE DEATH
Made it to Oregon. Aww yeah.
MADE IT BITCHES
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF DYSENTERY. Also, this is really clever! xD
Made it to Oregon :D
Shot myself while hunting Seems legitimate