if Joe Pesci isn’t your headcanon clubs deuce voice what are you doing w/ ur life ???????????????????????????/
though if we’re talking about Droog using sinister shadow-based magic, let me present to you my ridiculous and incredibly indulgent headcanon
some scribbly-ass shit right there
bawkscahs lemme hug you
also gosh, deuce
and slick
and ALL OF THEM
♥: CMERE YOU SONS OF BITCHES
♠: fuck fuck fuck shit shit god fucking fuck dammit lemme go boxcars
♦: I forgot what this special brand of group-based pain felt like. I don’t like it… but it feels like home. Is that cracking in my chest what family feels like?
♣: OH BOY, BOXCARS HUGS!
This is how their trip from Derse, to Exile, to founding Midnight City went.
100% canon
(this was my first time editing a video sorry if it’s a little awkward!)
aradia dont look at daddy right now
why am I reminded of Homestarrunner?
no slick don’t try to beat your childhood
look slick everyone is laughing at you.
stop it you can’t swing properly and you never will be able to ever.
