The Shee are some of the most successful scientists in the entire universe, seemingly through luck rather than judgement. Their naivete about the world around them is extraordinary - rarely would they consider the consequences of an action in advance of trying it. These are the sort of people who’d drop one chemical compound into another thinking “hey, I wonder what this will do.” Whereas normal universal laws of bad fortune would result in an explosion, a Shee performing the same experiment is more likely to discover how to turn fresh air into used, non-sequentially serial numbered 100 dollar bills.

I wanna be a Shee.

WHEN I ASKED FOR A CREATURES 4 I NEVER FUCKING ASKED FOR THIS.  HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT REMOTELY LOOK LIKE THIS:

I’M FUCKING HORRIFIED.

literally crying over Creatures.

I started reading the Shee Biography page and I just

sort of broke down.

fuck im laughing my ass off

why are norns so fucking fuknny looknig jeuss CHRIST…

why are norns mixed with anything funny looking

HELP………….

+ Creatures 4 reveals the Shee

S T O P

There is literally no one who has more hipster video game tastes than me.

Toysforbob.com has no more mention of Star Control

You can’t access the Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri mini site anymore without doing a workaround.

Creatures 4’s norns don’t even look like norns and there’s no sense of artificial life anymore.

It sucks to like games no one gives a shit about anymore.

It’s hard and only hipsters understand.

In 1996, the artificial life game Creatures was released.  The game was limited by the technology of 1996, being restricted to a 256-color palette.  To build the backdrop for the game, the people at Cyberlife created three models of which they took pictures of and converted them to the 256-color palette backgrounds seen in game. 

Each model cost around £5,000 to make.

who’s this douchebag?

now I sleep.

That feel when your favorite games of all time will never get a continuation………

Except for one of your favorites that you’d rather not have a continuation compared to the other three because what the fuck Creatures 4?????

Okay speaking of fan art for old and obscure stuff no one cares about, here is the Lone Shee from Creatures.

I feel so hipster.